tushi:

why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs

(via nahthatsnotveryraven)

kingcheddarxvii:

Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches

(via shitbitchuisfine)

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

(via pizza)

graceebooks:

maam im holding here a receipt that clearly shows that he paid for your dinner and yet we can all tell from this mans tears he hasnt had sex recently… youre going away for a long long time

(via shinjeezy)

catswithbenefits:

are you a tamagotchi bc you tamagotme staring at that ass

(via shinjeezy)